Once Upon A Dream


  1. the-anal-rapist:

    My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”

    Me: “I’m coming…”

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    (via parkingstrange)

  2. joshpeck:

    officialwhitegirls:

    joshpeck:

    i think my absolute least favorite thing is being excluded by friends

    what did drake do this time

    he excluded me can’t you read

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    (via coluring)

  3. psycho-delic-cunt:

fearlings:

foobar137:

The good thing about being stuck on the Jungle Cruise: how often do you get to do a panorama of the elephant bathing pool?

click the picture

i’m so glad i did

    psycho-delic-cunt:

    fearlings:

    foobar137:

    The good thing about being stuck on the Jungle Cruise: how often do you get to do a panorama of the elephant bathing pool?

    click the picture

    i’m so glad i did

    (via legalmexican)

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  6. celestial-sexhair:

    cockroachsoup:

    cockroachsoup:

    cockroachsoup:

    cockroachsoup:

    cockroachsoup:

    cockroachsoup:

    do you think i could cook a s’more on the really hot part of my laptop

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    I’m doing it

    running two games in the background to cause laptop to heat up more

    bottom of marshmallow is warm

    the chocolate is soft enough that some comes off on my finger when touching it

    it’s working

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    the chocolate is melting

    i touched it and that happened

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    We did it kids

    welcome to the internet

    (via okaypizza)

  7. bonquayyy:

    notyetfamouslyfamous:

    caprediem:

    iihateurls:

    the-absolute-best-posts:

    agentbartowski:

    STILL ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS TO EVER EXIST

    SEND HELP

    oh my jesus.

    oh my god this is perf. I’m crying okay.

    bringing this back.

    (via shouldnt)

  8. snatchedweaves:

    walking downstairs in the middle of the night after bloggingimage

    Mom: “Why are you awake?

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    (via legalmexican)

  9. plaineasyandsimple:

    this one time a guy in my class was gonna download his presentation from hotmail.com

    HE SPELLED IT WRONG

    HE SPELLED HOTMALE.COM

    HE WAS CONNECTED TO THE PROJECTOR

    WE WERE TWELVE

    JUST IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED

    (via hotboyproblems)

  10. openlyawesome:

    openlyawesome:

    openlyawesome:

    openlyawesome:

    someone’s building an actual Krusty Krab less than 6 miles from where i live

    no really, it’s in construction

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    it’s coming along nicely

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    they put up the flags

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    (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

  11. shouldnt:

    dopeturtlem:

    this girl injected with the truth serum 

    OMG I love her

    (via shouldnt)

  12. americansavior:

    itsjustsatanthings:

    cumber-bitches:

    caswantsdeansassbutt:

    cumber-bitches:

    cumber-bitches:

    I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

    omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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    In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

    polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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    this week on: britan thinks its special

    (via howunpleasant)